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Transformers 2 reviews coming in, “popcorn entertainment” June 14th, 2009

We had a cou­ple of sneak pre­views from fans that shared their thoughts about Trans­form­ers 2, now it’s time to get onto the seri­ous stuff. Spoil­ers within.

Seems like the first half is great — a fan­tas­tic whirl­wind of action, com­edy and big robots all at a good pace. How­ever there are many neg­a­tive opin­ions on the sec­ond half and the inevitable build up to the finale feels labored and boring.

IGN UK (3/5)

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It’s a fine set-up that is force­fully estab­lished in the movie’s superb open­ing hour. Bay mas­ter­fully zips between events at Cybertron (the Trans­form­ers’ home­world), Sam’s open­ing day at col­lege, the drama on a vari­ety of mil­i­tary bases, and throws in sev­eral robot-on-robot bat­tles for good mea­sure, all at a break­neck pace that leaves you breathless.

“The film reaches its pin­na­cle with one such action set-piece that takes place in a for­est — a bril­liantly crafted sequence that is kinetic, emo­tional and gen­uinely thrilling. Unfor­tu­nately how­ever, it is a cli­max that comes only an hour or so into the movie — the remain­ing 80 or so min­utes just never quite scale the same heights.”

That’s the one BIG prob­lem with ROTF; the movie stops dead halfway through, and then spends the rest of its over­long run-time build­ing up a head of steam again, painstak­ingly set­ting up the even­tual climax.

Bay takes an age metic­u­lously manoeu­vring all the film’s pro­tag­o­nists into place for a vast, epic con­fronta­tion in the mid­dle of the Egypt­ian desert. But by the time this all-in royal rum­ble between the Auto­bots, Decep­ti­cons and US Army finally arrives, you are too numbed, exhausted and inured to actu­ally give a damn about the outcome.

It is just kind of inex­cus­able that with such a ridicu­lously enjoy­able for­mula, view­ers of ROTF still spend the movie’s final half hour nurs­ing a numb head and arse, and will­ing the noise to stop. Trans­form­ers 2 proves that some­times less is more.

Total Film (4/5)

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Fallen so fre­quently approaches the first pic’s all-out awe­some­ness, and even occa­sion­ally sur­passes it — notably in an open­ing blitzkrieg in Shang­hai and a for­est face-off between Opti­mus Prime and three Decep­ti­cons impres­sive enough to merit com­par­i­son with King Kong’s mul­ti­ple T-Rex smack­down — that it’s this close to being the per­fect sum­mer flick.

The prob­lem is, it’s the parts you remem­ber, not the whole.

Bay may have upped the ante, tak­ing his ’bots on the road (New York, Paris, the Pyra­mids), into space and even back in time (cour­tesy of an Apocalypto-like pro­logue set in 17,000 BC), but he hasn’t man­aged to assem­ble his com­po­nents into a coher­ent mechanism.

Nor does his inabil­ity to keep his cam­era still or go two min­utes with­out blow­ing shit up help, the hyper­ac­tiv­ity reach­ing its nadir dur­ing a drawn-out cli­max in the Egypt­ian desert.

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For all its faults, Fallen is gen­uinely more enjoy­able than the summer’s other giant-robot pic­ture Ter­mi­na­tor Sal­va­tion. In con­trast to McG’s por­ten­tous, po-faced tone, Bay works in a like­able strain of know­ing humour that makes the two hour-plus run­ning time fly by.

SciFi­Now (2/5)

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The Fallen is as big and burly as fans of loud, fre­netic block­busters will want it to be. It shouts, it screams, it explodes, it screams some more and then it explodes again; it is more than sim­ple cin­e­matic fod­der for the pre­teen Sat­ur­day mobs, it is the next stage in the evo­lu­tion of cin­e­matic fod­der, stripped down and stream­lined to fea­ture only mar­ketable, trailer-friendly, toy shelf-conscious moments. Junk, then.

Trou­blingly, like so many other recent block­busters (Ter­mi­na­tor Sal­va­tion to name but one) there is so lit­tle that feels like a real threat: explo­sions are noth­ing more than dec­o­ra­tion; all Trans­form­ers, both Auto­bot and Decep­ti­con, are in dire need of an inten­sive train­ing course in how to shoot; the much talked about Fallen comes across as lit­tle more than a computer-generated slouch; even Sam and Mikaela appear to be made of an inde­struc­tible, alien rub­ber alloy. How is an audi­ence sup­posed to care when it doesn’t ever believe that any­thing bad will hap­pen? Ulti­mately, for all its obvi­ous expense (with Bay at least, the money is always on the screen), the action is tediously unen­gag­ing and totally ster­ile, and nowhere near enough of a reward for the 40 minute bout of noth­ing­ness that pre­cedes the final act.

The Mir­ror

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In terms of explo­sions, fire­power and sheer shrill, all-action, pop­corn enter­tain­ment it is hard to see how this big’n’bold sequel can be topped this year.

Star Trek might have had more space­ships and aliens and Ter­mi­na­tor: Sal­va­tion more grim-faced robots, but this Michael Bay sum­mer block­buster is pure mind­less adven­ture may­hem that sticks firm and hard to its win­ning for­mula. In truth, it is a film for teen boys — and a bloomin’ long one at that — but is also a guar­an­teed mul­ti­plex crowd pleaser.

Say­ing that, for the most part it is also a com­plex lum­ber­ing mess of a movie that is long on turgid back­story and short on ten­sion, laughs and sub­tle acting.