This is like telling me there is a great Philly Cheesesteak joint in Alaska. They have made Conan a psychopath. If you want to do that stuff, make your own hero.

This character and brand are sadly being gutted for a quick one off and this will end the brand in this medium, just like conan the destroyer did. at least milius film like it or hate it, was decently written even if they too missed a lot about what Conan was. But this script is horrendously bad, full of gaping plot holes and jumbling efforts at story telling– it’s not that good.

this pastiche nonsense needs to end– why would we see this movie that does not present real Conan? every fan and everyone who reads the stories all agree that when they read a Howard story, then a non Howard story, the Howard story trumps it! Even the authors who are trying to duplicate Howard say it, to a man.